Legendary Tai Chi Master KO’d Instantly by Amateur Fighter

In just the most recent in a long string of embarrassing kung fu knockouts, legendary tai chi master Ma Baoguo has taken a tumble. Or three, to be precise.

In the video, the 69-year-old Ma can be seen shuffling and flailing his arms, before being knocked down twice and then knocked out cold in a one-sided match against 49-year-old sanda fighter Wang Qingming.

The trend of denouncing “kung fu fakery” is a long-established one, ever since MMA fighter Xu Xiaodong performed a similar feat when he knocked out “thunder-style” tai chi master Wei Lei in ten seconds. Now it seems the trend is spreading, with scores of kung fu grandmasters suddenly being forced to prove their outlandish claims in the ring.

Ma Baoguo had stirred controversy before. Ma hired British MMA fighter Peter Irving to shadowbox in a video, which he later tried to pass off as footage of him defeating Irving in sparring, and he even went so far as to call MMA Strawweight Champion Zhang Weili “stupid” and claim he could beat her in a fight.

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Ma’s claims were put to the test in his fighting debut, which ended pretty much exactly how you would expect from a 69-year-old man with no prior sport combat experience, leaving audiences and fans online shaking their heads.

Footage from before the fight shows that the referee had somehow predicted a different outcome — in a bizarre pre-fight conversation, the referee can be seen telling Ma multiple times: “I have just one requirement, when I say stop you have to stop, you can’t continue to hit him.”




Ma, in turn, is worried about the devastating power of his Hunyuan tai chi. “I have a technique that goes like this,” Ma explains. “I’m afraid it might hurt you.”

“I’m not afraid,” the ref says, bravely.

Pop Singer Jackson Wang’s New Facial Hair is Going Viral

What better time to grow a beard than during a 14-day self-quarantine period?

Pop singer Jackson Wang had those thoughts exactly after he returned to China from South Korea recently. The 88rising affiliate, who dropped his new track “100 Ways” at the beginning of the year, posted his facial hair progress during his self-quarantine to Weibo, Twitter and Instagram:




Netizens and fans of the singer have been expectedly supportive of the star. Among comments on the Instagram post, one user wrote, “You look good either way so whatever you want cause it’s your body and your decision.” How sweet. Meanwhile, actor Ben Baller wrote, “You babo. You should have left the facial hair. You looked good with that rough swag.”

Wang is reportedly back in China to film the new series of Street Dance of China (这就是街舞) a Chinese variety show. He will join other Chinese megastars such as Wang Yibo and Lay Zhang for the third season of the show.

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The trio are among a new slate of judges for the show. Luo Zhixiang (Show Luo) was scrapped from the judging line-up after his girlfriend, Grace Chow, revealed he had been cheating on her for years. Luo, incidentally, published a heart-wrenching letter aimed at Chow on Weibo yesterday. The note swiftly went viral, clocking up over 10 million likes as of publication time.

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Lego Looks to the Monkey King for Latest China-Inspired Collection

It feels like decades ago now, but we still remember getting very excited when Lego unveiled a special Spring Festival set way back in January 2019. That excitement continued as the Danish toymaker released various China-inspired products from dragon boat races to an entire temple fair.

Amid all that, we wondered when we’d get to see a Lego Journey to the West set centered around the adventures of the legendary Monkey King. Well, Lego have just unveiled a new “Monkie Kid” series, inspired by Sun Wukong and co.




And this is no one-off seasonal special — it’s a whole new series of sets that’s come with special influencer livestreams on social media and a dedicated animation series (the full version of which is due for release later this year):

The new series has been garnering mixed reviews so far online, with some comparing it unfavorably to previous lines and decrying it as a “Ninjago rip-off.” Maybe that’s in part because Lego already put out a Monkey King minifigure last year and the assumption was that any Journey to the West series would simply be an expansion on that theme:

 

Instead, the new Monkie Kid sets — billed as “the next chapter of the legendary Monkey King story” — have gone for a more “warrior mech” look:

The set featured above incidentally, will set shoppers back almost 200USD. It’s one of eight designs that have been revealed for the series and that are currently available on Lego’s official site.

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Teachers Fired After Forcing Students to Support Pop Stars Xiao Zhan and TFBoys

In a bizarre series of developments that show just how out of wack our world is becoming, multiple teachers across China have been fired after viral reports that they were using students to live out their fandoms for stars like Xiao Zhan and the TFBoys‘ Wang Junkai.

For Xiao Zhan, the news must have been upsetting. Xiao Zhan’s career has been plagued by controversy ever since his overzealous fans launched reports against major fanfiction platform Archive of Our Own, or AO3, ultimately causing the site to be blocked in China.

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That blowup drew so much flack from every other fandom, that Xiao Zhan was forced to apologize for the extreme actions of his fans. So he was probably frustrated to see a TikTok video going viral which featured a classroom of students being led to chant “Xiao Zhan, you are good. We like you. Let’s go!”

The video, which also featured the students dancing to one of Xiao Zhan’s songs, was taken by a teacher in the city of Suqian. She was fired after the post blew up, but this is far from an isolated incident — after the news broke out, a teacher in Shandong province played one of Xiao’s songs in a class livestream and asked a student to leave the stream when they objected.

“Please focus on your study, work, and life,” Xiao Zhan responded on Weibo. “I do not need support.”




The post comes shortly Xiao’s co-star in hit drama The Untamed, Wang Yibo pushed back against stalker fans who had gone as far as installing tracker technology on his car.

With idol-crazy teachers in the public eye, people began to scrutinize the presence of fandom in the classrooms. Another video from 2017 resurfaced and drew further criticism, showing a kindergarten teacher instructing a group of students to say that TFBoys member Wang Junkai is handsome, and that she is his girlfriend.

People online found it unacceptable (and not just because Jackson Yee is clearly the most handsome TFBoy); ordinary citizens and cultural institutions alike spoke out against the trend of fandom in the classroom.




“Idol chasing must be sensible, or else it’s harmful to others,” reads one top rated comment.

“Looking back at history, cultural work during a dynasty’s peak is majestic and grand, while demoralizing music was composed when a dynasty began to descend,” wrote the Chinese Academy of History, alluding to the Xiao Zhan cases in a Weibo post that garnered nearly 2 million likes. “Leading young students to support celebrities publicly in classroom…it is the alarm bell for a golden era.”

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New Music: Slow-Burning Cinemascapes from Hubei Band Hualun

New Music, formerly Yin (音, “music”), is a weekly RADII column that looks at Chinese songs spanning hip hop to folk to modern experimental, and everything in between. Drop us a line via email or contact us here if you have a suggestion.

The members of Hubei band Hualun returned to their hometowns this Chinese New Year to visit family. But because of the Covid-19 outbreak, they unexpectedly ended up staying there for the longest time since they’d reached adulthood.

While not an ideal situation, the band did happen to be in the same city, Yichang, throughout the outbreak, which allowed for them to rehearse together during their long stretches of downtime. (Although as band member Ding Mao tells us, he spent a large portion of his time at home either washing his hands or telling his family to wash their hands.)

The group did manage to get some work in, however. Fans of Hualun on Bandcamp might have noticed that they have been re-releasing parts of their excellent wʌndərlænd series, which were previously released independently. Three of the releases in that series have appeared on Tennessee indie label Gezellig Records, British indie label Crafting Room Recordings, and Oklahoma’s WEATNU Records in the past few months.

The group also pieced together a foursome of excellent tracks into a new EP called Homework in Quiet Time, taken from improvisations they had worked on at the end of last year.

 

Of the four tracks included on Homework in Quiet Time, two were included on compilations released during the Covid-19 pandemic. The record’s opening track, “Five Peaks,” appeared on Californian label Katuktu Collective’s Isolate With II, while “Roller” was included on Songs from Quarantine, a compilation put together by New Jersey musician Teen Idle.

“Five Peaks” and “Swimming in My Room” are gorgeous, slow-burning instrumental tracks. Both make use of a plodding bass guitar and drums, which lay the foundation for guitars and synths to dance. They’re soft and fragile songs, seemingly ready to fall away at any moment.

“Roller” on the other hand is bright, with the opening sounding like something you might expect from singer songwriter Vashti Bunyan. Ding Mao’s synthesizer comes to the fore on the closing track, “A Penguin Called Todd” (great name), creating a sound that’s nothing short of cinematic.

As the group gear up for a busy 2020, they say they will again be soundtracking a film for a young director. They previously soundtracked the excellent An Elephant Sitting Still, by the late writer-director Hu Bo.

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They also plan to consolidate all of their records and merch into one website, and in the latter parts of the year, will begin work on a new album.

Follow Hualun on Bandcamp.

China’s PlayStation Store Suspended, Fingers Pointed at “Xbox Fanboy”

On Sunday, Sony suspended its Chinese PlayStation store indefinitely — supposedly for security upgrades.

The shutdown occurred after an “Xbox fanboy” reported to authorities that the store’s customers could easily sidestep mainland China’s content restrictions by switching to the Hong Kong location, with some sellers on Chinese e-commerce sites offering the service for less than $5 USD.

A user on Weibo called senliyingsi said that they reported the loophole to the government, with a screenshot of their complaint to the Propaganda Department. Thousands then shared the since-deleted post, drawing plenty of criticism in the process.

China requires licenses from developers to sell their games in the country. The vetting process is strict — only 13 games were added last year. There are 124 games total in the Chinese PlayStation store, compared to the 4,633 in Hong Kong’s.



The PlayStation fiasco falls under China’s increasing crackdown on foreign games.
Last month, China ordered Taobao to remove Animal Crossing listings from its marketplace after the game became a gathering place for pro-democracy Hong Kong activists.