Photo of the day: Singles’ Fruit Salad

Our photo theme this week: Singles’ Day Fever. Wild ads, e-commerce madness and other virtual ephemera surrounding the consumer-tastic November 11 holiday for all the lonely hearts out there.

Singles’ Day isn’t until Saturday, 11/11, but all around China, young people are already preparing to reap the bonanza of wild digital deals to be had during this pretty much brand-new holiday. For its part, Alibaba’s T Mall platform has peppered Beijing with ads hinting at what glorious gifts await, such as tricked-out VR kits and the above, a veritable cornucopia of fresh fruit, just waiting to be diced and mixed together into the ultimate singles’ fruit salad. Also a lobster and some pijiu to spice things up. It’s singles’ day, treat yourself!

Watch: This Chinese Claw Game App is the Newest Way to Waste Money on Your Phone

Well, we found a new way for you to lose money on your phone: 天天抓娃娃, or Wowow Catcher, which is an app that lets you virtually play one of those claw games you find at any arcade. It’s pretty straightforward. Download the app (here’s the Apple version), connect it to a payment method, convert your real virtual money into fake virtual money (10 RMB = $1.50 = 200 Wowow Catcher coins), choose a room — we found a sweet array of pandas and Gudetama plushes on our recent visit — then let ‘er rip. There’s a weird spectator component, as your selfie-camera feed is streamed in the top left corner, and other people on the app can watch and cheer on via the ever-present bullet comments gliding from right to left across the screen.

If you get a toy you can have them ship it to you (within China). You will not get a toy. We tried more times than we cared to admit. We failed.

Hutong Jiemei: The Beijing Toilet Index

Some people love to complain about the toilet situation in China. While it is true that many of the toilets outside first-tier cities like Beijing and Shanghai are smelly at best and look like a horror novel come true at worst, and it may be the case that some of the toilets in even the best of cities can still make your toes curl in passing from the smell, we have also experienced some of the best facilities in the world right here in China. Japanese toilets with heated seats and bidet? Check! Neck and shoulder massage while washing my hands? No problem! L’Occitane hand soap? Absolutely! Choice of cloth hand towels, paper towels, or hand dryer? Please, ma’am, use all three!

We’ve noticed that China is tackling the toilet problem in both private and public sectors. This is an ongoing campaign — and one that correlates quite closely to the 2008 Summer Olympics and the upcoming Winter Olympics in 2022. There have been campaigns stipulating the amount of flies allowed (two at most, if you must know), and even free wi-fi so you can browse your WeChat while doing your business. Recently, the government announced a five-year plan to add thousands of “modern” public restrooms throughout the country; more on China’s “tourist toilet revolution” here.

There have been campaigns stipulating the amount of flies allowed, and even free wi-fi so you can browse your WeChat while doing your business

 

Now, if you are out and about and need to go, the key to a grade-A, top toilet experience is location, location, location. We prefer five-star hotel lobbies as the obvious first choice. Luxury hotels are a dime a dozen in Shanghai and Beijing, and nearly all of them have a delightfully luxurious bathroom open for business in the lobby. You can just walk right in like you own the place (feel free to even ask the concierge for directions!) and experience the luxury of a five-star bathroom at a five-finger discount.

Large brand-name shopping areas are only one step down from hotels. If there are no hotels around, shopping areas offer a clean and friendly bathroom experience, complete with soap and sometimes even toilet paper! Never mind the occasional smoker in the stall, these places usually have multiple bathroom stalls and an attendant to clean up any messes or clogs. Many of these restrooms even offer the choice of “Western” sitting toilets AND squatty potties.

When we talk with Westerners, the biggest complaint about the toilet situation in China seems to be the squatty potty. And we’re really not sure why.

Firstly, as females, we hate sitting on toilet seats directly. When faced with the choice, we take the opportunity to get in a nice thigh workout hovering above the seat rather than risk placing the bare butt on the seat where dozens or even hundreds of other bare butts have been. If we’re feeling particularly lazy and environmentally unfriendly, we might opt to use a toilet seat cover if available (this is very rare) or if not, three pieces of toilet paper to make a trifecta of a cleanliness across the seat.

A squat toilet solves these problems and more. No need to waste paper, no need to exhaust your thighs or worry about bottom diseases — you just squat and go. Environmentally friendly, with a pelvic floor exercise included for free! Also, we now know that the squat toilet method of emptying ones’ bowels is actually healthier for you than sitting and straining on a Western toilet. Just say no to hemorrhoids! When there is a choice between squatty and sitty toilets, we will pick the squatty every time.

[For the record, Sophia’s favorite Beijing public toilet is just off of Niujie. It comes complete with scented air freshener dispensed every minute, soap, and toilet paper! Krista prefers the traditional hutong public toilet experience.]

Regardless of personal preferences, China’s toilet situation has drastically improved in the ten years since we first arrived, and if municipal policy changes, influx of tourism, and luxury hotels have anything to say about it, it’s on the up and up. We’re positive about the future of toilets here, and expect toilet-goers to have a top-notch experience whenever nature calls.

Cover image: Plumbing Connection

Zhibo: Good Good Study, Day Day Up

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]Zhibo is a weekly column in which Beijing-based American Taylor Hartwell documents his journey down the rabbit hole of Chinese livestreaming app YingKe. If you know nothing about the livestreaming (直播; “zhibo”) phenomenon in China, start here.

A few weeks back, I got this amusing question:

Translation: Your Chinese is really good, are you a nerd?

The pure accuracy of this cracked me up; there’s no doubt voluntarily subjecting yourself to the study of Chinese on a daily basis qualifies you for some kind of nerd-throne. But beyond a quick laugh, I didn’t really think much of it at the time.

Lately, though, I’ve been thinking a lot about how differently studying and *nerdiness* are perceived in China and America.

Studying is a natural and frequent topic of conversation with my Yingke audience. After all, my primary appeal is being a foreigner who a) is here to practice Chinese and b) is available to help with English; as such, discussions of my study habits (or lack thereof) and English study methods are pretty constant. But what the *nerd* comment has me thinking about is how even on a silly time-wasting social media app populated mostly by people my age and younger, everyone seems to agree that studying hard is a good thing.

 

This is not normal. “Everyone seems to agree” is just about the last phrase I would think to use when talking about a live chat on the internet. Frankly, I thought “universal” online was limited to things like cute cats and slow-motion videos of watermelons exploding — and even then, there’s usually a fight in the comments about free trade and the globalist conspiracy to cause the death of the domestic watermelon industry.

Even on a silly time-wasting social media app populated mostly by people my age and younger, everyone seems to agree that studying hard is a good thing

 

 

Wake up, sheeple

But in China, “studying is good” is right up there with “more red is always a solid design choice” in terms of universally agreed-upon notions, and Yingke is no exception. Despite having a large demographic of Chinese high school students (people with more logical reasons to hate studying than just about any demographic on the planet), I’ve never seen a bad word about studying in the messages. Complaints about time and effort and difficulty, sure. But no one ever points and laughs at the person with their nose in the book.

And as I’ve mentioned recently, this community — while overwhelmingly friendly — isn’t free of nastiness. There are trolls who are experts in the fields of xenophobia, sexism, classism, general-practice mockery, etc. And yet, when I answer every question about why I’m in China with “because I want to study Chinese, u guyz,” no one ever even jokingly calls me a nerd, let alone any serious mockery. Instead, I usually see this phrase:

好好学习,天天上

(Study hard and you will improve every day)

But we all know that accurate, natural-sounding translations are boring. Anyone who’s spent any time in or around Chinese schools is probably familiar with the literal (Chinglish) translation: good good study, day day up! (好 = good, 学习 = study, 天 =day, 上 = up).

For your benefit — really, the world’s benefit — I’ve turned it into one of those office motivation posters for you.

 

You’re welcome

This isn’t some pearl of Chinese wisdom, of course; every culture has their own “study hard and be rewarded” phrases. Whether you’re reading Confucius or Plato, our foundational philosophers all basically agree that learning is good, that the wisest people are those who understand how much they don’t know, and that the best life generally involves some kind of never-ending pursuit of knowledge and/or wisdom.

And yet… our modern daily realities are so very different.

This is where stereotypes start coming out to play. Caveat time: I’m not here to tell you that all Chinese kids pop out of the womb ready to hit the books or that all Americans are lazy. Those stereotypes are dumb and unoriginal and can be disproven with example after example by anyone with Google/Baidu and five minutes of free time.

I am, however, prepared to admit that stereotypes exist for a reason.

 

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to simultaneously own and consume this cake

It’s hard to dispute that China has a very pro-intellectual/academic-achievement-worshiping culture. I don’t mean that everyone here is naturally that way. I don’t mean that they necessarily always ACHIEVE their lofty ideals. This isn’t meant to sound like over-praise (or criticism). But studying hard — like, REALLY, uncomfortably hard at a very young age — is widely viewed in China as a non-negotiable virtue. Teachers are deeply respected and often feared. When kids first get to school — I’m talking kindergarten and even preschool here — they have the idea that they WILL be quiet and study hard put into their heads with a power drill.

 

It’s less “silent coyote” and more “shut the fuck up dragon”

That’s not a stereotype. I’ve seen this happen with thousands of new grade-one students. Hell, I’ve participated in it. The study-hard imperative isn’t just a mentality of the elite; the upward mobility factor of imperial examinations (the gaokao being the modern incarnation) has been the basis of China’s claim to meritocracy for centuries. Leaving aside how accurate that perception might be (that’s a whole other thing), there’s no question that “study hard and go far” is deeply embedded in Chinese culture from top to bottom.

Now let’s consider American culture.

 

If you’re a regular reader, you know that I’m not a China Cheerleader. I think there’s a lot to love and a lot to hate. When it comes to big sweeping cultural differences — the roles of children and parents, attitudes towards marriage, xenophobia, etc. — I usually come down somewhere in the realm of “yeah sure America has plenty of problems but I’m essentially in favor of our basic ideas and philosophies over the Chinese way.” This topic is more of an inner conflict for me.

I think American children are taught a great many positive lessons. Hard work is good. Upward mobility (again, not judging the reality, just the principle) is within your reach. Being creative and thinking for yourself is not just acceptable, it’s encouraged. Being open to other people’s viewpoints makes for a better world. I think it’s wonderful that we teach our children this stuff.

But there are other lessons that we learn: Being smart is lame. Doing your homework sucks. Teachers are just the worst. Being the kid who wants to sit in the library during recess reading a book makes you a f@#king loser.

We — good teachers and parents, at least — don’t tell kids these ideas are good, but we do well-meaningly encourage the instincts that give rise to them. Kids want to run around and play. When you sit them down with math homework for the first time, they’re not gonna like it or understand why they have to do it. Every elementary school in America is covered in posters extolling the virtues of reading and doing homework, and yet we all have the same stereotype in our minds of a little weirdo sitting in some corner with a book while the normal kids play football.

Now look, I’m the proud survivor of an all-boys primary and middle school education. I was short and quiet and un-athletic and loved books and hated sports. I had a predictably awful time there but am a big believer in the whole *go through fire to become steel* thing. If we were just accepting some additional childhood teasing in exchange for avoiding the brutal pressure-cooker/dream-squashing effect of a Chinese-style education, I’d call that a good deal.

But I don’t think that’s the only price we pay for not pushing studying a bit harder. We have an increasingly obvious anti-intellectual culture in America. We make semi-serious jokes about being proud of not knowing or caring about any other countries (or speaking any other languages). We’re terrible at math*. We dismiss as pretentious and/or worthless any idea that can’t be immediately and simply understood. Despite boasting many of the best educational and research institutions in the world, we love mocking their graduates as Ivory-Tower Elitists who don’t know a thing about *real* America. And — moving closer to my real point here — we HATE experts. We hate being told what to do. We repeat the mantra *it’s a free country* so many times a day that we use it to reject anything and everything we don’t like — even ideas.

 

From the admirable philosophical starting point of all people being equal, Americans quickly make the (questionable) logical leap to the idea that no one is better or smarter than anyone else — not even if they work to get there or, yes, are just naturally more gifted. People can be more successful than us, yes. Richer, no question. More powerful, without a doubt. But damn it, they’re not better than us.

Hence our presidential hopefuls throwing on dad jeans, trying not to order the too-fancy kind of mustard on their burger, and pretending to know something about sports and/or guns in order to convince us that they’re just one of the guys. One of the guys. This is how Americans prefer people that run for the most complex, difficult, and powerful position in history, a position that by all rights we should want the most brilliant/organized/willpower-having human in the country to have.

And not to put too fine a point on it, look where that attitude has brought us:

Let’s not let one illiterate tangerine-in-chief blow this (too far) out of proportion, though. I’m not saying that we should be screaming at five-year-olds about letting down their families and the nation. I don’t think it makes sense to post test scores up in the yard Starship Troopers style. And I certainly don’t think that teenagers should — realities of China’s college admittance situation aside — be forced to skip all the normal experimentation and rebellion that helps transform us all from moronic kids to slightly-less-dumb-adults.

After living in one system and working in another, I can’t help but wonder how America might be different if our early education involved a bit more tough love

 

But frankly, after living in one system and working in another, I can’t help but wonder how America might be different if our early education involved a bit more tough love; if teachers were a bit less Elmo and a bit more tough mentor. I wonder what my own math skills might be like if I hadn’t heard about how stupid and pointless math is all the time — if the first time I f@#ked up a simple multiplication problem, I had been ordered to do a 100 more like it until the rules were burned into my brain.

And at the end of the day, I wonder how much of a balance is really possible. Yingke makes me feel warm and fuzzy about China’s approach towards studying because it’s a bunch of adults saying that a good thing is good. But sitting in a Chinese middle school classroom watching a roomful of teenagers with (seemingly) no ability or even inclination to question anything their teacher says — that scares the life out of me.

Similarly, seeing Americans be creative and have all kinds of varied interests and exercise their freedom to criticize whatever they want is a definite warm ‘n fuzzy for me; but seeing half the country decide that science doesn’t exist and traveling around other countries where it’s expected that Americans are incapable of speaking other languages or reading a map — that bums me out.

Honestly, I don’t have a clue what the perfect Goldilocks-style education system would look like. But hey, I’m an American. It probably already exists in one of those Scandinavian countries like…um…

I wanna say Asgard?

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Photo of the day: 20 Eyes In My Head

This week’s photo theme: CREATURE FEATURES. Ghosts, demons, monsters, aliens, and indefinably uncanny entities, all from the annals of Chinese literature, film and art.

Today’s image comes from a 1995 issue of Science Fiction World (科幻世界), China’s preeminent pulpy sci-fi print rag, as archived by a fan on Chinese streaming site AcFun. Writing for Radii earlier this week, Cameron Ballard explains:

Despite its resilience, science fiction was once again wiped from China in 1983 during a series of anti-spiritual pollution campaigns. Finally, in 1991, Yang Xiao, a sci-fi publisher who had survived the campaigns by changing the name of his magazine to Strange Tales and only publishing nonfiction work, decided to host a sci-fi convention in Chengdu. Driven by the success of his convention, Yang Xiao changed his publication’s name to Science Fiction World, and scaled up production to a peak circulation of 400,000 during the mid-’90s. It was during this period that Liu Cixin rose to prominence alongside other writers like Wang Jinkang and Han Song.

Liu Cixin, of course, would go on to pen the wildly popular Remembrance of Earth’s Past trilogy, which shot Chinese sci-fi to international attention when the first book in the series, The Three-Body Problem, became the first original Chinese novel to win the coveted Hugo Award in 2015.

Read more about Liu Cixin and Chinese sci-fi here:

 

Watch: Latest Fitness Craze Sweeping China’s Spry Elderly Folk

Elderly people here in China tend to catch a lot of weird looks from foreigners. For using the strange pulley-based exercise machines in the neighborhood park, for coming out at odd hours of the night to walk around backwards, and for showing up in massive groups to take over public spaces with their ubiquitous square-dancing. But we’re about to break a crucial story, and it’s a doozy.

It’s called Chan Wu — “a mix of tai chi and dancing.”

According to the Chan Wu-lovers in the video, they used to have an instructor to guide them in their practice, but now they just meet up and do it on their own. The result is this bizarrely freeform, slow-mo yoga groove that you lowkey kind of want to try.

Peep the man in gray get down with his bad self at 0:13. Check out that textbook crane stance from green lady at 0:39. And shout out to that stroller pilot, who gazes into the face of death with nothing more than a cold steely resolve before managing to push his way through the maelstrom.

It looks kinda silly, but really it makes sense. Chan Wu hits all the key points elderly Chinese folk love — slow moving, not overly-exertive, and communal. Exercise has been a group activity since the beginnings of the modern Chinese state, and kids today still participate in school-wide aerobic warm-up routines. Old people are no different, which explains their love for early morning tai chi by the subway, and late night guanchang wu (aerobic square-dancing) by the local KFC.

But we can’t really knock the grandmas and grandpas. In traditional Chinese medicine, one thing to always avoid is stagnation. Blood, qi, and the breath can all be affected by this idea of stagnation, where your body’s functions get blocked up, and things aren’t flowing smoothly. All they’re trying to do is get their blood circulating, and get their body working in a nice state of homeostasis. Sure it looks weird, but when you consider the health problems facing old and young Americans caused by our sedentary lifestyles, maybe we could learn to swallow our chuckles and take a page out of their book. We’ll leave you with an outdated 80’s pop reference: everybody, Chan Wu tonight.